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michaelbush: “There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go…
“There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married – we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands.
The world is vastly counted in favour of men at every level – except if you live in a civilised country and you’re sort of educated and middle-class, because then you’re almost certainly junior in your relationship and in a state of permanent, crippled apology. Your preferences are routinely mocked. There’s a huge, unfortunate lack of respect for anything male.”
— Steven Moffat, in The Scotsman
So, yeah, this guy showruns one of the most popular television shows in our country, predominantly aimed at children.
DEFINITELY DOOMED.
This is a case when it is important to have all the information before getting offended and demonizing someone over a quote you found on the internet.
Even if he did say this… I don’t care for people losing all respect for a man who may have said something stupid 7 years ago. I’ve said many stupid things in that period of time. I am enlightened constantly and as I develop more understanding I alter my views and perceptions. Are others not capable of that?
If you look at the notes in this post, people are completely outraged. This seven year old “quote” was enough to throw out every action and character trait that people have personally witnessed in countless other interviews. This seven year old quote was enough to cast this man as an evil sexist. The overall content of one’s character is what should be judged.
This hits home for me because I got a lot of hate for reblogging a funny picture of a cute dog wanting humans to stop wearing silly costumes for Halloween. People who did not know a thing about me accused me of being racist. That one action was enough for them to determine I was privileged and intolerant.
Lately I feel like people are just seeking things to be outraged about. They set their sensitivities to 11 and cry foul at every turn. You are diluting the power of calling something out as racist or sexist or intolerant. When there is an actual malevolent misdeed, it could easily be ignored because of this. We need to use more common sense when picking our battles.
Humor is not politically correct. It will never be. It never should be. There are lines that should not be crossed, but making light of political frustrations and social issues is not a bad thing. Humor is a tool that can be used to help make these things easier to talk about. To bridge gaps and bring people together. To encourage discussion and debate. If I ever make a mistake with my humor and cross a line, I’m hoping that most of you will give me a chance to learn from that mistake and apologize before writing me off completely. In the next seven years, we are all going to say something stupid. I am no exception.
In conclusion, I ask you to always look for context. Do a little research before you believe something like this. And remember that responding to ignorance with animosity is not very productive. If someone says something you disagree with, try talking to them like a human being first. Perhaps all they need is a proper point of view set before them. And if they turn out to just be a giant fartnugget… give them a finger and go about your day.
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“Heyyy, you’re not Morgan Freeman!…
“Heyyy, you’re not Morgan Freeman! ATTACK!”
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The Internet University Chances are you’re supposed to be…
The Internet University
Chances are you’re supposed to be studying right now. Yet here you are, procrastinating on Tumblr again. Why? Probably because that paper you have to write sucks in comparison to the wonders of the internet! While you’ll get that assignment finished in time (barely), wouldn’t everything be better if you could just study the internet?!
Educational institutions around the world should implement internet-related subjects into their courses. We spend so much of our lives on here that it just makes sense. Plus, the students would be happier, grades would skyrocket and we’d all be prepared for our ever more e-dependent futures!
Here are a few ideas for courses:
- Reblogging Responsibly.
- Photoshop Yourself With Celebrities.
- Taking Sexier Self-Shots.
- The Politics Of The Facebook Relationship Status.
- Nudes: From Taking Them To Sending Them.
- The Perils Of Tumblr Fame.
- Tweet Better.
- Getting Followers And Keeping Them.
- The History Of Viral Videos.
- Default Photos And What They Say About You.
What would you study?
(Inspired by @kamihenderson.)
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Actually it’s just HEY-TUMB. After that you’re just…
Actually it’s just HEY-TUMB. After that you’re just dialing for fun.
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Escaping Street Fundraisers It’s happened to us all. You’re…
Escaping Street Fundraisers
It’s happened to us all. You’re walking along, minding your own business, when all of a sudden someone with a clipboard, a shirt with a logo and too much enthusiasm approaches you. They bug you to sign up to their charity, often resorting to guilt-trips and relentless hounding, until you agree to give endangered animals, sick children or something else some of your hard earned money each month. They are the worst.
Thankfully, I’ve figured out the best means to escape street fundraisers should they approach you. You’re going to need to use an absurd excuse. They get “I’m late for work.” and “I’ve got an appointment.” a thousand times a day, so they won’t accept it. Therefore, it’s important to be very specific about your excuse. “I’ve got to get home. My cat just ate my computer mouse.”, “I can’t stop. I’m auditioning for a role in a porno.” and “No can do. My city needs me!” are good examples. If they call your bluff, act offended or…
Run. Run like hell itself is behind you. There’s no better way of telling a street fundraiser to “STFU” and “GTFO” than a frantic sprint away from them. Sure, it’s rude, but so are they. While their heart may be in the right place, they are almost always in the wrong place at the wrong time, and unless you want to spend 30 minutes trying to talk your way out of the situation, you best take my advice.
