I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture….

I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture. My reaction was basically, “OMG look at the old lady and the adorable EWW MUSTACHE.”

I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture. My reaction was basically, “OMG look at the old lady and the adorable EWW MUSTACHE.”
Well, this exists. Be sure to check out the archive for any…

Well, this exists.
Be sure to check out the archive for any days you missed.


I do this with my phone all the time.
Kevin Bolk made this in response to Scarlett Johansson always…

Kevin Bolk made this in response to Scarlett Johansson always having to stick out her ass in every Avenger’s poster. It seemed time for the men to show a little backside.


If you watch this video, you will desperately want a baby elephant. But you can’t have a baby elephant. They don’t sell them at the pet store. I checked. I found a guy on craigslist that said he would give me one, but I guess I was in the personals section. It turns out a “baby elephant” is just a dude who tapes flappy ears next to his penis.
What I’m trying to say is that life is cruel. If I were Oprah I would give everyone a baby elephant.
But I am not Oprah.
Yet.

I think this would look good on a dentist’s wall.