I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture….

I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture. My reaction was basically, “OMG look at the old lady and the adorable EWW MUSTACHE.”

I feel like a little bit of an asshole because of this picture. My reaction was basically, “OMG look at the old lady and the adorable EWW MUSTACHE.”
I am morbidly obese. It has caused diabetes and it certainly does not help my Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I am taking steps to address my weight problem.
However, I would like to take this opportunity to clear something up.
This is Michelle Akers.

She looks to be in pretty decent shape. She was a professional soccer player. She won a world cup and is in the National Soccer Hall of Fame. Soon after she developed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and had to retire. She’s even written a few books about her struggles with it.
CFS doesn’t seem to care how much you weigh. It is catalyzed by a retrovirus or infection and then once the condition sets in, your body stops using energy efficiently. Your cells leak energy.
Feel free to believe that I am tired because I am fat and lazy. But perhaps these information nuggets I have provided might change your mind. If I am approved for gastric bypass surgery I won’t be fat in a year or two. But I will still struggle with fatigue.
If I was being a smartass then you were being a dumbass. You made assumptions about things that you clearly had no knowledge of. Perhaps now that I have educated you, that will make you just an ass.
More Laughs Here.
So what you’re saying is, virginity determines one’s awesomeness now? It’s like… on a scale of 1 to virgin, how awesome are you… I find this statement very odd, but thank you for considering me to be fantastic.

I admit, I sent many sperm to their death because of Kelly Kapowski.
First of all, I didn’t think that the terrorist have the right to attack. Second, I never said…
Take a Picture